Please view the pictures and do with them what thou shalt,
but all the induendos are only made dirty in ones own mind!

This is Jenny Abrams, a much loved girl from Swindon.
This page's aim is to give you a chance to laugh,
esp Jen - after all you've said I'm sure you can take the joke.
Here (not there) you are strutting your Lisa Kudrow stuff.
A trained dancer no less.

Jenny Has always known how to pull the boyz!!,
Here she is "doing" her Maralin Monroe pose.
Let me introduce from left to right the Danny, Terry, Liam and Munny.

Jenny works, abet occasionally, So it only right to include a picture of her and her comrades.

Thanks going out to Nicky for taking this beaut of a surprise picture.
How does Jenster always have that smile ready?

Jensta always wanted to strut herstuff on stage,
now she gets the chance thanks to that Toothpaste grin.

As the Wise Man said to the Irish drunkard - "oh, Please Don't"

Some pics of the Jenny Lady dancing. All together now, TRADEGY

Well Jenny's real skill is in chating up girls,
so here she is in her finest "Pulling Dress" with a "friend".

Two seconds later the guy did pluck up the courage to pinch her bottom,
He was justly slapped - or so we were told
- Who was that new boyfriend you had at X'mas, heh Jen?

Missing Hands and Smiles all around! Raaaaaah Baby.
N.B. Funkadelic Shades, by the way

Sorry about the download times chaps, I have changed formats since the last page so that this one should be easier to read and access. This page is best viewed in 800*600res in IE4 or later. The scanning looks crap in places for several reasons, The original photo qualtiy, jpeg compression & I couldn't be arsed to spend much more time perfecting things.

Well, not much for me to say now. Going out to the most highest, forgive me the perversions herein. Happy B'day Jenster - hope that you have a good one, thanks for not killing me and taking the joke. Thanks going to Sarah Cracknel for lending her body to us, I wish! May squires live in peace, and peace alone.